Good boy
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Location
Melbourne, Australia [ show map ]
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I'm here to
I'm here to meet girls 18 to 37 years old for dating, friendship, serious relationship, networking and more.
About me
Benefits of dating me:
- First of all you'd be dating a really tall boy with a long curly hair ( you need a bag for my face though )
- I'm an ugly guy so you will always seem more attractive by comparison
- I'll actually respond to your messages ( a fast texer )
- I can literally kiss you whenever you want
- I put lollies and flowers on your pillow
- I watch you sleeping ( terms and conditions may apply)
- I'll give you foot massage in front of others
- I'm always ready to make out (always)
- I can carry your bag ( if it's less than 80 kg )
- We can hold hands on the street and in the crowded places
- I am a workaholic and not a stay at home "couch" person. It means that the TV is all yours. (I'll leave you if you get fat! I'm serious!)
- I can carry you to bed at night, take off your shoes and put blanket on you and kiss you goodbye (it's so gay! I know!)
- I can hold your hair if you are drunk, hugging toilet and vomiting, without saying "I told you so honey!"
- I am very cuddly (you are not allowed to touch my tummy and sides. I hate my extra fat and it will be soon removed)
- I always smell good
- I don't play computer games
- You can always be entertained by my funny and exotic accent (and broken English)
- I treat you like a princess
- I kiss you all the time 24/7
- You're not dealing with a stupid moody teenager ( I always make you laugh and treat you right)
- I make you blush with my compliments
- I'll play with your hair and let you to do vice versa sometimes
When we are partying, you can enjoy your drinking and I'll be your handsome, designated chauffeur.
What else can you ask?!!
Are you still reading?!
Come and save me from this nasty APP!
Ps. We can tell our mums that we met each other at the Milk Bar!
About you
You have to be in Melbourne.
Personal info
6'6" (198cm) and a few extra kg / pounds.