Are you tired of landlubbers and their boring tales?
Location
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I'm here to meet girls 18 to 45 years old for dating, friendship and networking.
About me
Do you yearn for a man who lives life on the high seas, with a parrot on his shoulder and a twinkle in his (good) eye? Well, shiver me timbers, you've found him!
I be a pirate of discerning taste, seeking a fair maiden to share me adventures (and me treasure, of course). I'm a captain of me own ship (the Sea Serpent's Kiss, a fine vessel, she is), and I'm not afraid to use me sword (mostly for opening stubborn coconuts).
What I offer:
Romantic moonlit voyages (weather permitting):
A chest full of gold (some of it might be cursed, but hey, adds to the excitement!).
A charming accent (arrrr, you'll get used to it).
A loyal crew (mostly, they're loyal when I'm not looking).
A parrot who tells the best jokes (mostly, they're about crackers)
About you
A woman who ain't afraid of a little adventure (or a kraken or two).
Someone who appreciates a good sea shanty (even if I'm the one singing it).
A lass with a good sense of humor (you'll need it).
Personal info
6'0" (182cm) and average body type.